Songtext Bad meets evil Eminem

Bad meets evil

feat. Royce Da 5'9''

[Intro: cowboy]
I reckon you ain't familiar
with these here parts
You know, there's a story
behind that there saloon
Twenty years ago, two outlaws
took this whole town over
Sheriffs couldn't stop em
Quickest damn gun
slingers I've ever seen
Got murdered in cold blood
That ol' saloon there was their
lil' home away from home
They say the ghosts of Bad
and Evil still live in that tavern
And on a quiet night
You can still hear the footsteps of
Slim Shady and Royce Da Five-Nine

[Eminem]
I don't speak, I float in the air
wrapped in a sheet
I'm not a real person,
I'm a ghost trapped in a beat
I translate when my voice is
read through a sismograph
And a noise is bred, picked up and
transmitted through Royce's head (AAHHH)
Trapped him in his room,
possessed him and hoist his bed
Till the evilness flows through
his blood like poisonous lead
Told him each one
of his boys is dead
I asked him to come to the dark side,
he made a choice and said

[Royce]
Who hard? yo I done heard worse
We can get in two cars
and accelerate at each other
To see which one'll swerve first
Two blind bandits panic,
whose mental capacity holds
That of a globe on top
of nine other planets
Kissed the cheek of the devil
Intelligence level is hell-ier than
treble peakin on speakers in the ghetto
Dismissal, I'm not a fair man,
disgraced the race of a atheist
Intercepting missles wit
my bare hands like a patriot
One track sliced without swords,
I buried the Christ corpse
In my past life when the Black Knight
mounted the white horse
And stay over-worked,
its like the Nazis in the nations
Collaborating, attemptin
to take over the earth

[Eminem]
Cuz this is what happens
when Bad Meets Evil
We hit the trees till we look
like Vietnamese people
He's Evil, and I'm Bad
like Steve Segal
Above the Law cuz I don't agree
wit police either (shit, me neither)
We ain't eager to be legal
So please leave me wit the
keys to your Jeep Eagle
I breathe ether in three amounts
When I stab myself in the knee
with a diseased needle
Releasin rage on anybody
in squeezing range
Cold enough to make the seasons
change into freezing rain
(He's insane)
No I'm not, I just want
to shoot up and I'm pissed off
Cuz I can't find a decent vain

[Royce]
The disaster wit dreds
I'm Bad enough to commit
suicide and survive long enough
To kill my soul after I'm dead
When in danger it's funny actually
my flavor's similar to a waiter
Cuz I serve any stranger wit money
I spray a hundred,
man until they joint chains
While slippin bullets at point blank
range like they was punches
Piss on a flag and burn it, murder you
then come to your funeral
Serve this lobbyist, strangle your
body then confirm you
Whippin human ass,
throwin blows crackin jaws
Wit my fists wrapped in gause,
dipped in glue and glass
I'm blazin MC's, at the same
time amazin MC's
Somehow MC's ain't that
eye-brow raisin to me
From all of angles of us, flash a Mack
loud enough to cast a avalanche
And bust till volcanoes errupt

[interlude]
*phone rings*
Hello? (Billy) Aiyyo what's up
(we're comin to get you)
STOP, THEY KNOW IT'S US!!

[Eminem]
I used to be a loudmouth, remember me? (uh-ah)
I'm the one who burned your house down (oh)
Well I'm out now (shit), and this time
I'm comin back to blow your house up
And I ain't gon leave you a window to jump out of
Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms
And you won't see me like
fat people in steam rooms
And when I go to hell and
I'm gettin ready to leave
I'ma put air in a bag and
charge people to breathe

[Royce] (Eminem)
Cuz this is what happens
when Bad Meets Evil
And we hit the trees till we
look like Vietnamese people
He's Evil, and I'm Bad
like Steve Segal
Against peaceful, see you
in hell for the sequel
(We'll be waitin)
See you in hell
Wall Street, Royce Da Five-Nine, Slim Shady
See you in hell for the sequel (bye bye)
Bad Meets Evil, what?
(till next time)

[Cowboy]
And so that's the story
when Bad Meets Evil
Two of the most wanted
individuals in the county
Made Jesse James and Billy the Kid
look like law-abiding citizens
It's too bad they had to
go out the way they did
Got shot in the back comin
out of that ol' saloon
But their spirits still live on till this day
Shhh...[spits] wait, did y'all hear that?
[Footsteps and windblowing]