Songtext As the world turns von Eminem

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As the world turns

Chorus: Repeat 2X
I dont know why this world keep turning
Round and Round
But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now
Yes man
As the World Turns
We all experience things in life
Trials and Tribulations
That we all must go through
When someone wants to test us
When someone tries our patience

I hang with a bunch of hippies
and wacky tobacco planters
Who swallow lit roaches
and light up like jack-o-lanterns
Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts
Cuz we're dope as fuck
and only get a 2 in The Source
They never should've booted me
out of reform school
Deformed fool,
takin a shit in a warm pool
They threw me out the Ramada Inn
I said it wasn't me,
I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!)
It all started when my mother
took my bike away
Cuz I murdered my guinea pig
and stuck him in the microwave
After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers
Slappin teachers, and jackin off
in front of my counselors
Class clown freshman,
dressed like Les Nessman
Fuck the next lesson,
I'll past the test guessin
And all the other kids
said Eminem's a dishead,
He'll never last, the only class
he'll pass is phys ed
May be true, till I told
this bitch in gym class
That she was too fat to swim laps,
she needed Slim Fast (Who Me?)
Yeah bitch you so big you walked
into big Tanny's and
stepped on Jenny Craig
She picked me up
to snap me like a skinny twig
Put me in the headlock,
then I thought of my guinea pig
I felt the evilness and
started transformin (RARRRR!)
It began storming, I heard
a bunch of cheering fans swarming
Grabbed that bitch by her hair
Drug her across the ground
And took her up to the highest
diving board and tossed her down
Sorry coach, its too late to tell me stop
While I drop this bitch face down
and watch her belly flop

Chorus

As the World Turns
These are the days of our lives
These are the things that
we must go through
Day by day

We drive around in
million dollar sports cars
While little kids hide this tape
from their parents like bad report cards
Outsiders, and we suing the courts
Cuz we dope as fuck and
only get a 2 in The Source
Hypercondriac, hanging out
at the laundromat
Where all the raunchy fat
white trashy blondes be at
Dressed like a sailor,
standin by a pale of garbage
Its almost dark and
I'm still tryna nail a trailor park bitch
I met a slut and said
"What up, its nice to meet ya"
I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo
and a slice of pizza
But I'm broke as fuck
and I don't get paid till
the first of next month
But if you care to join me,
I was bout to roll this next blunt
But I aint got no weed,
no phillies, or no papers
Plus I'm a rapist and
a repeated prison escapist
So gimme all your money
And don't try nothin funny
Cuz you know your stinkin ass
is too fat to try to outrun me
I went to grab my gun
Thats when her ass put it on me
Wit an uppercut and hit me
with a basket of laundry
I fell through the glass doors
Started causin a scene
Then slid across the floor and
flew right into a washin machine
Jumped up with a broken back
Thank god I was smokin crack all day
And doped up off coke and smack
All I wanted to do was rape
the bitch and snatch her purse
Now I wanna kill her
But so I gotta catch her first
Ran through Rally's parkin lot
and took a shortcut
Saw the house she ran up in
And shot her fuckin porch up
Kicked the door down
to murder this divorced slut
Looked around the room
Thats when I seen the
bedroom door shut
I know you're in there bitch!
I got my gun cocked!
You might as well come out now
She said "Come in, its unlocked!"
I walked in and all
I smelled was Liz Claiborne
And seen her spread across
the bed naked watchin gay porn
She said "Come her big boy,
lets get acquainted"
I turned around to run,
twisted my ankle and sprained it
She came at me at full speed,
nothin could stop her
I shot her five times and
every bullet bounced off her
I started to beg
"No, please let go"
But she swallowed my
fuckin leg whole like an egg roll
With one leg left,
now I'm hoppin around crippled
I grabbed my pocket knife
and sliced off her right nipple
Just trying to buy me some time,
then I remembered this magic trick
Den Den Den Den Den Den,
Go go gadget dick!
Whipped that shit out,
and aint no doubt about it
It hit the ground and caused
an earthquake and power outage
I shouted "Now bitch,
lets see who gets the best!"
Stuffed that shit in crooked
and fucked that fat slut
to death (Ahh!! Ahhh!)
Come here bitch!
Come here!
Take this motherfuckin dick!
Bitch, come here!

Chorus to fade

And as we go along
Throughout the days of our lives
We all face small obstacles
and challenges everyday
That we must go through
These are the things that
surround us through our atmosphere
Every day
Every single day
the world keeps turning

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I hang with a bunch of hippies 
and wacky tobacco planters 
Who swallow lit roaches 
and light up like jack-o-lanterns 
Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts 
Cuz we're dope as fuck 
and only get a 2 in The Source 
They never should've booted me 
out of reform school 
Deformed fool, 
takin a shit in a warm pool 
They threw me out the Ramada Inn 
I said it wasn't me, 
I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!) 
It all started when my mother 
took my bike away 
Cuz I murdered my guinea pig 
and stuck him in the microwave 
After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers 
Slappin teachers, and jackin off 
in front of my counselors 
Class clown freshman, 
dressed like Les Nessman 
Fuck the next lesson, 
I'll past the test guessin 
And all the other kids 
said Eminem's a dishead, 
He'll never last, the only class 
he'll pass is phys ed 
May be true, till I told 
this bitch in gym class 
That she was too fat to swim laps, 
she needed Slim Fast (Who Me?) 
Yeah bitch you so big you walked 
into big Tanny's and 
stepped on Jenny Craig 
She picked me up 
to snap me like a skinny twig 
Put me in the headlock, 
then I thought of my guinea pig 
I felt the evilness and 
started transformin (RARRRR!) 
It began storming, I heard 
a bunch of cheering fans swarming 
Grabbed that bitch by her hair 
Drug her across the ground 
And took her up to the highest 
diving board and tossed her down 
Sorry coach, its too late to tell me stop 
While I drop this bitch face down 
and watch her belly flop

Chorus

As the World Turns 
These are the days of our lives 
These are the things that 
we must go through 
Day by day

We drive around in 
million dollar sports cars 
While little kids hide this tape 
from their parents like bad report cards 
Outsiders, and we suing the courts 
Cuz we dope as fuck and 
only get a 2 in The Source 
Hypercondriac, hanging out 
at the laundromat 
Where all the raunchy fat 
white trashy blondes be at 
Dressed like a sailor, 
standin by a pale of garbage 
Its almost dark and 
I'm still tryna nail a trailor park bitch 
I met a slut and said 
"What up, its nice to meet ya" 
I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo 
and a slice of pizza 
But I'm broke as fuck 
and I don't get paid till 
the first of next month 
But if you care to join me, 
I was bout to roll this next blunt 
But I aint got no weed, 
no phillies, or no papers 
Plus I'm a rapist and 
a repeated prison escapist 
So gimme all your money 
And don't try nothin funny 
Cuz you know your stinkin ass 
is too fat to try to outrun me 
I went to grab my gun 
Thats when her ass put it on me 
Wit an uppercut and hit me 
with a basket of laundry 
I fell through the glass doors 
Started causin a scene 
Then slid across the floor and 
flew right into a washin machine 
Jumped up with a broken back 
Thank god I was smokin crack all day 
And doped up off coke and smack 
All I wanted to do was rape 
the bitch and snatch her purse 
Now I wanna kill her 
But so I gotta catch her first 
Ran through Rally's parkin lot 
and took a shortcut 
Saw the house she ran up in 
And shot her fuckin porch up 
Kicked the door down 
to murder this divorced slut 
Looked around the room 
Thats when I seen the 
bedroom door shut 
I know you're in there bitch! 
I got my gun cocked! 
You might as well come out now 
She said "Come in, its unlocked!" 
I walked in and all 
I smelled was Liz Claiborne 
And seen her spread across 
the bed naked watchin gay porn 
She said "Come her big boy, 
lets get acquainted" 
I turned around to run, 
twisted my ankle and sprained it 
She came at me at full speed, 
nothin could stop her 
I shot her five times and 
every bullet bounced off her 
I started to beg 
"No, please let go" 
But she swallowed my 
fuckin leg whole like an egg roll 
With one leg left, 
now I'm hoppin around crippled 
I grabbed my pocket knife 
and sliced off her right nipple 
Just trying to buy me some time, 
then I remembered this magic trick 
Den Den Den Den Den Den, 
Go go gadget dick! 
Whipped that shit out, 
and aint no doubt about it 
It hit the ground and caused 
an earthquake and power outage 
I shouted "Now bitch, 
lets see who gets the best!" 
Stuffed that shit in crooked 
and fucked that fat slut 
to death (Ahh!! Ahhh!) 
Come here bitch! 
Come here! 
Take this motherfuckin dick! 
Bitch, come here!

Chorus to fade

And as we go along 
Throughout the days of our lives 
We all face small obstacles 
and challenges everyday 
That we must go through 
These are the things that 
surround us through our atmosphere 
Every day 
Every single day 
the world keeps turning