Songtext Welcome 2 the party (ode 2 the old school) Kid Rock

Welcome 2 the party (ode 2 the old school)

It aint nothing but a party hey
From the early evening ? til the break of day
So step this way and let your mind be free
And by the way welcome to the party

Well my names kid rock Im a capricorn
And detroits city where I was born
When I was young I knew Id always be
A super live body rockin emcee
Im tnt Im dynamite
And Im gonna rock this party all damn night
Ive got the gift of gab I can walk the walk
I became an emcee when I learned to talk
Sayin goo-goo ga-ga
I gotta lotta time to eat emcees like pirhana
Im a pro at this, yeah the ultimate
cause I dont spit, my rap too quick
Im the ladies pick all around the world
But I only got eyes for just one girl
I dont roll twirl like a ballarena,
I roll through town and I rock arenas
I may seem a little underage
But at least I am not underpaid
Im one of kind...here to shock your mind
And I will serve no rhymes, before their time
The k-k-kid rock, that is my name
And if you ask me again, Ill tell you the same
Whos to blame...i dont really know
But my games so tight I think Im gonna go pro
So here we go...here here we go
Im gonna rock it up high, then rock it down low
From the floor to the ceiling to the living room
cause people like to hear my bass go boom...boom...boom ba boom boom
The one two three the three two one

Dont stop me know Ive just begun

Dont cut me down...dont start no fight
Or Ill put my foot in your astronaut (or ass tonight)
Im outta sight, like the planet mars
And when I set my sights I shoot for stars
I dont like small cars or real big women
But somehow I always find myself in em
Im a hidden gem, a rollin stone

Im a one man band with a microphone
Here to make you shake and move your body
So come on in and welcome to the party

It aint nothing but a party hey
From the early evening to the break of day
So step this way and let your mind be free
And by the way welcome to the party

Uh uh excuse me mr. kid rock (whats up) can I do my thing
Can I have a little something to say right here
Oh yeah, go ahead baby
Im a real live show and you can watch me throw
Im the m to the l and Ill let ya know
Alize is too sweet and itll make ya fat
Ive got a pound of dank and a gallon of cognac (sp? )
Im all of that and a bag of chips
Im the whole damn party mix
Im the chick that doesnt seem all too classy
You cant party with me but you can kiss my ass

It aint nothing but a party hey
From the early evening to the break of day
So step this way and let your mind be free
And by the way welcome to the party

Hey grandmaster bob that old school shits fresh
But uh lets rock some of that fuckin 1998 kid rock shit bro

Im an irish lad, but dont call me clancy
Im gonna rock it for dixie to suit your fancy
Rock your pants off and party my dick off
People want to know whens the tour gonna kick off
Im no rip-off , its all original
Not too political...a little cynical
About the fakes and squakers that talk a lot of ca-ca
I know a lot of chicks that like to call me poppa
Dont start drama...mack in the bahamas
Rock on the dance floor to din dada
Cause Im a player that you love to hate
Got your girl suckin dick on video tape
I like pussy...suckin on titties
Fucked a lot of different bitches from a bunch of different cities
Kid rock and Im the same old fool

Ill tell ya to drop your boyfriend then drop outta high school
I got a whirlpool...dont even ask
Lickin pussy underwater shootin bubbles up your ass
Im so crass that Im the last of my kind
Me, slick willie in the dc shrine

Sometimes I rhyme just for kicks
Forget the bullshit and bust like this
I dont steal from the rich and give to the poor
I take from my bitches from give it to my whores
What up Im saying everybody
You get fucked up and Ill rock the party

Rock the party
Rock the party
Rock the party
Rock the party
Rock the party
Rock the party
Rock the party
Rock the party

Dude youre outta your fucking mind
Everybody got the job youre all hired