Songtext What if eminem did jingle bells Bob Rivers

What if eminem did jingle bells

Its worse than Disco
Its worse that Achy Breaky Fever Too
This is L. A. M. E.
If I gotta hear this stupid little song again Ill die
But its on next to me I dont know where
Looks like its Sheryl Crow or nothing
And this songs sure a big one
An Im sure that its catchy, its gotta be making money
But its burnt crispy to me
and I wonder if Ill hear it everyday
for the rest of my whole life
Well a sappy D. J. Intros this song
Im dangerously close to a radio speaker
But I turn it of quick with this crowbar
All I wanna do is trash this song
I gotta feeling Im not the only one
What I wanna do is load my gun
Gimme that CD Ill put some holes in one
Its no longer new, Its overdone
It gives me a headache, and Im not the only one
All I wanna do is smash this tune
And when this song comes on
Rip the stereo right out of my car
And if I hum this one
Rip my hair right out and kick me real hard!