Songtext That's what you get The Uninvited

That's what you get

My future ex-girlfriend stole my car
Ran off to Mexico with a guy
that had bigger pectoral muscles than mine
Now she sits in a jail in Ensenada
Tried to smuggle back weed in an enchilada
When I think about that I laugh every time

Now I hear she's getting fat
What do you know about that?

That's what you get, what did you expectà
I hope you live a life of regret
With your hair in a net, a welfare check,
16 kids in an old sublet
That's what you get, that's what you get
It's all your fault, it's plain to see
That's what you get for leaving me

My future ex-girlfriend's on TV, talking about her life with me
Describing it all as one big, dark, personal hell
She's going to get 15 minutes of fame, every fat
housewife is going to know her name
Until they turn the channel to Sally Jesse Raphael

I don't mean to sound unkind
But your story ain't worth my time

That's what you get, what did you expectà
I hope you live a life of regret
With your hair in a net, a welfare check,
16 kids in an old sublet
That's what you get, that's what you get
It's all your fault, it's plain to see
That's what you get for leaving me

Paint your toes a pretty pink color, take out the Wonder Bread
Have yourself a fried banana sandwich
before you tuck yourself in bed
Take my picture off of your dresser, have yourself a serious cry
Then pucker up your pretty little white trash lips
And kiss happiness good-bye.

I don't mean to sound unkind
But your life ain't worth a dime

That's what you get, what did you expectà
I hope you live a life of regret
With your hair in a net, a welfare check,
16 kids in an old sublet
That's what you get, that's what you get
It's all your fault, it's plain to see
That's what you get for leaving me