Songtext Fat man in the bathtub Dave Matthews

Fat man in the bathtub

Spotcheck Billy got down on his hands and knees He said "Hey momma, hey let me check your oil all right?" She said "No, no honey, not tonight Comeback Monday, well you comeback Tuesday, then I might." I said Juanita, my sweet Juanita, what are you up to? My Juanita I said Jaunita, my sweet taquita, what are you up to? My Juanita Well I don't want nobody who won't die for dance Don't you throw me no speed cars 'cause I die tryin Throw me a line, throw me a dime 'Cause there's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan -- moan Billy got so sad, dejected, put on his hat and started to run Runnin' down the street yellin' at the top of his lungs All I want in this life and time is some good clean fun All I want in this life and time is some hit and run I said Juanita, my sweet Juanita, what are you up to? My Juanita I said Jaunita, my sweet taquita, what are you up to? My Juanita Well I put my money in your meter baby so it won't run down But you got me in a squeeze play on the cheesy side of town Throw me a line, now show me a sign 'Cause there's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan I hear you moan, Yeah!