Songtext Dopefiend Afroman

Dopefiend

I FEEL GREAT!
Will somebody call me a cab? (Why?) I swallowed another tab. (Not another one!) Bucccoccc!
I might overdose under the circumstance, so better call me an ambulance.
Cause I'm a dopefiend baby, I don't know why. All I wanna do is get high.
Between your legs is where my brain is at, cause I'm a nymphomaniac.

I used to smoke marijuana when I was a kid. Now I'm trippin' on acid. (Now I'm trippin' on acid.)
I'm high on every drug known to mankind, so go ahead and pass it.

Cause I'm a dopefiend baby, I don't know why. All I wanna do is get high.
Between your legs is where my brain is at, cause I'm a nymphomaniac.

My designated driver was this girl, (What's her name?) her name was Carolyn.(Her name was Carolyn.)
But I can't go home (Why?) cause she just died from an overdose of heroin.

She's a dopefiend baby, she don't know why. All she wants to do it get high.
Between her legs is where my brain is at, cause I'm a nymphomaniac.
I'm a dopefiend baby, I don't know why. All I wanna do is get high.
Between your legs is where my brain is at, I'm a nymphomaniac.

This butt naked girl sat next to me and offered me some ecstasy.
Then she gave me a big fat kiss with a mouth full of LSD.

I'm a dopefiend baby, I don't know why. All I wanna do is get high.
Between your legs is where my brain is at, I'm a nymphomaniac.
Yeee-uh!
Wave your hands in the air, and wave ‘em like you just don't care (Bucccoccc!)
If you've got on clean underwear, somebody say “
Oh Yeah!� (Oh yeah!)

(Aight, check it out. All the homeboys gather around, cuz. Check it out. Repeat after me, loc.)
Shit! Goddamn! Get off your ass and jam! You say it!
(Shit! Goddamn! Get off your ass and jam!) One more time!
Say “
Shit! Goddamn! Get off your ass and jam!� You say it!
(Shit! Goddamn! Get off your ass and jam!)

My hands are shakin'. my nose is twitchin'. My eyeballs are real gigantic.
(Hey, yo loc, what's wrong with you?)
I'm layin' in bed with a throbbin' head and I'm trippin' on Widespread Panic (Widespread Panic?)

Cause I'm a dopefiend baby, I don't know why. All I wanna do is get high.
Between your legs is where my brain is at, I'm just a nymphomaniac.
I'm a dopefiend baby, and I don't know why. All I wanna do is get high.
Between your legs is where my brain is at, I'm a nymphomaniac.
I'm a dopefiend baby, I don't know why. All I wanna do is get high. (hell yeah!)
Between your legs is where my brain is at, I'm a nymphomaniac. Mu-fuck!

(Hell yeah. Hey man I'm fixin' to do some impersonations, right? Hey, the first one is a mixture between the lead singer from the B-52's and Robert Smith from the Cure, right. Hey be quiet I gotta concentrate and shit. Listen though and tell me if this shit sounds like it.)

I'm a dopefiend baby, I don't know why. All I wanna do is get high.
Between your legs is where my brain is at, I'm a nymphomaniac.

(Okay, okay… I'm fixin' to do Axl Rose from Guns and Roses, cuz. Hey here we go, you know what I'm sayin'?)

I'm a dopefiend baby, I don't know why. All I wanna do is get high.
Between your legs is where my brain is at, cause I'm a nymphomaniac.

(Willie Nelson. Willie Nelson!)

Maybe I didn't fuck you, but little darlin' don't cry. (How come you didn't fuck her, cuz?)
The fact is, I masturbated about an hour before you came by. But while I was beatin' off honey…
You were always on my mind. You were always on my mind.
On the road again. (Go ‘head. Go ‘head.) Open up your legs and let me stick it in.
My favorite pastime is makin' love to my girlfriend. I can't wait to shoot my load again.
(Hey, get crazy with it, get crazy with it cuz!)
Shoot my load again! Stick my dick somewhere it's never been.
(Your mouth. Up your ass. Get arrested.)
My favorite pastime's makin' music with my friends…
(There go the cops. There go the cops. Stop staggerin'!)