Songtext Catch-22 Pink

Catch-22

...Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Pink Airlines.
We hope your flight is enjoyable and our flight attendants are here to insure your ride is as pleasant as possible.
Seat backs and tray tables must be in the upright position during take-off and landing.
All carry-on luggage must be stowed in an overhead compartment or under the seat in front of you...
Waiting on a ticket'Cause you're looking for the rideYou're feeling on top'Cause you're flying through the sky
You wanna have your cake
And you wanna eat it tooEverybody's always pointing fingers at youYou're damned if you doYou're damned if you don'tWe're always doing all the things
That we say we won'tCHORUSHere we goWe're riding on a whim
Connecting with a rendezvous
Here we goWe're jumping off the wings'We're going round in circlesIt's a Catch 22
Yes, we're flying round in circlesIt's a Catch 22
Yes, we're rockin' round in circlesIt's a Catch 22...
If you are seated in an emergency exit aisle and feel as though you are unable or unwilling to assist in case of an emergency, please notify a flight attendant immediately.
All electrical equipment , including cell-phones, 2-way pagers, portable Cd players, laptops, etc.
should remain in the off position until the pilot notifies us that we are at a safe flying altitude of 10.000 ft...
Looking from the outsideYou're always looking in
You think you've fixed the problem'Til it comes right back again
And life seems like a trapYou're trying to get outYou're searching for your cheese'Cause you feel like Mighty MouseYou´re damned if you don'tYou're damned if you doYou've seen all the signs
But you haven't got a clueCHORUS
You are in for the ride of your lifeCHORUS...
We realize you have many choices and on behalf of Pink Airlines, we'd like to thank you for flying with us.
we hope you have a wonderful stay wherever your destination may be, and remember be careful when retrieving your items, as during the flight they may have shifted and might fall on you or your neighbours' head and knock you the fuck out...
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