Songtext The mad, mad moonlight Steve Harley

The mad, mad moonlight

It was just like a dream, yeah, a surreal scene, like a blue orange
I thought my senses had gone, like I was writing a song about a foot-long
Syringe
And she said, hello, dear, its my party
So I hope youll be smart, hee hee
And I said,i dont know, but I think Ill go fix me a stiff drink

Well, I sat there and stared, because at first I was scared of this female
Tarzan
And while she talked with the apes about champagne and grapes, I approached her
Garden
And she said,now, now, dont try to leave me,
Its unfair to deceive me
I could kill if you try to escape me, come upstairs my friend

Now I knew, I knew, I couldnt be that mean,
So I tried, yeah I really tried to leave her but she was a
Big, big, big, big girl, big girl

Hurled out the door, it was becoming more of a test of honour
Would I go, would I stay, could I do it all day and be a certain gonnor
And she said,now youre so young and tender,
And dont be concerned with my gender
It was hard but I managed to send her away up to those fluffy white clouds

It was hard on the brain but I would do it again for the satisfaction
She weighed 203 but that was ok by me, there was lots of action
And she said,shall we dance in the moonlight
It would be so nice on a june night
But I said,if its ok by you, Ill just sit here a take me a rest