Songtext Taint Bob & Tom

Taint

(*) = men (man)
(@) = women (woman)
(#) = chorus
(*#) = male chorus
(@#) = female chorus

(@)
[giggles]
Bob, your moustache is tickling me,
down there.
You know, that's my parenium.

(*)
Well, technicly it's known as the parenium,
but I like to call it, your taint.

(@)
Taint? Why do you call it that?

(*)
Let me explain, honey.

There's a little spot
every woman's got
between her cooter and her tushy.
It's the patch of skin
that sits right in
between your booty and your bushy.
It's just a notch
below your crotch
and your derrière's behind it.
In between the pink
and the stink
that's where your gonna find it.

Everybody sing!

(*#)
Some are big,
some are small,
some are hairy,
some are the meat.
Taint your heiny.
Taint your vaginy.
That's why we call it taint.
(@#)
Taint our heinies.
Taint our vaginies.
hat's why we call it taint.

(*)
It's like standing next to a portelet and a fish fry.

(@)
[sarcasticly] Ha, ha.
Now it's my turn.

There's a little spot
every fella's got
between his pecker and his rectum.
It's not your meat,
it's not your seat,
it's only there to connect 'em.
If you wanna glace
just drop your pants
it's hiding under your nutsack.
It's rarely seen
and it's rarely clean
because it's next to your buttcrack.

Come on, girls!

(@#)
Some are big,
some are small,
some are hairy,
some are the meat.
Taint your bottom.
Taint your scrottom.
That's why we call it taint.
(*#)
Taint our bottoms.
Taint our scrottoms.
That's why we call it taint.

(@#)
Parenium, parenium.
(*#)
Come on ladies, let us see 'em.
(@#)
Some are skinny, some are fat.
(*)
Your's is bigger than a hat!

(#)
Some are big,
some are small,
some are hairy,
some are the meat.
(@)
Taint your pooter.
(*)
Taint your cooter.
(#)
That's why we call it taint.
(*#)
Taint you poopshoot.
(@#)
Taint your skinfloot.
(#)
That's why we call it taint.
That's why we call it taint!