Songtext China Cracker

China

Ah Miss Mary won't you please come home from China.
Bring a bottle of whisky and a tin cup for your teeth.
Don't you sneak into the back door wearing some disguise.
Knock on the front door in view of the temperance guild.

Ah Miss Mary won't you please come home cause I miss ya.
Your old spinster sister don't always give good advice.
Look at her she's in love with that drunken bandy-legged sheriff.
He'll unzip her pantsuit, but never leave his fat wife.

So Miss Mary won't you please come home from China.
Come home from China.
Come home from China.
Miss Mary won't you please come home from China
Come home from China.
Come home from China.

Now that fake old beatnik poet, the volunteer fireman,
He don't care if you come, he don't care like I do.
He's in love with his dog and all the volunteer firemen
And he's afraid to let the end of his verses rhyme.

So, Miss Mary won't you please come home from China.
Come home from China.
Come home from China.
Ah, Miss Mary won't you please come home from China.
Come home from China.
Come home from China.